101+ Best Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi & English 2018 Latest Collection

101+ Amazing Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi & English 2018 
Hello guys, if you are looking for funny status then this article is just for you.  The ultimate purpose of the life is to be happy. But in our busy life schedule we don't have that much time to make fun with our friends as we were doing in our childhood. Nowadays apps like WhatsApp, Facebook etc are one of the best ways to stay connected with our friends.

In this article I am going to share with you some cool funny status that you can share with everyone.The statuses can be found in two different languages such as Hindi and English. Read the funny statues and spread happiness among your friends because nothing is greater than making someone smile.

We also share life status, love status, sad status for whatsapp, attitude status, and best status collection on our website. You can also check these statuses if you like. Let's discover the best funny WhatsApp status.



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101+ Latest Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi and English 2018 Collection 

funny whatsapp status

1. I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode.
2. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
3. My brain has too many tabs open.
4. If you are hotter than me, then that means I am cooller than you.
5. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
6. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
7. The road to success is always under construction.
8. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
9. People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
10. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
11. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
12. A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
13. Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
14. I forgot to work out today. That's 5 years in a row.
15. I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.
16. Lucky for you mirrors can't laugh out loud.
17. My wallet is like an onion, when I open it. It makes me cry.
18. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
19. I am not failed. My success is just postponed.
20. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.


funny status in English

1. When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
2. The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
3. I was born to live, not please everyone.
4. If you didn’t manage to make your life great, it means life did you.
5. 80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
6. Read books instead of reading my status.
7. I wish I could mute people in real life.
8. I’m too lazy to stop being lazy. 
9. The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots. 
10. I was born intelligent, but education ruined me. 
11. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. 
12. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway. 
13. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 
15. Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
16. Cousins are created so that our parents can compare results.
17. Sleep till you are hungry and eat till you are sleepy.
18. I need 3 things in life: food, Wifi and sleep. 
19. I will marry a girl who looks pretty in aadhaar card.
20. Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers. 


funny status in Hindi


1. Namak ki tarah ho gayi hai zindagi Lok swad ke anusar istemal kar rahe hain.
2. Aadhi Zindagi khatam ho gayi ab tak pata nahi chala Ki Zindagi Kya Hai.

3. Haste rehyiye Ek Din Pareshaniya Aap se pareshan ho jayegi.

4. Duniya Mein sari Cheezen Mil jati hai par apni Galti Kabhi Nahi Milti.

5. Girlfriend banane ke baad Pata Chala Ki 100 rupay Ke Bhi chocolate Aate Hain.

whatsapp status in hindi funny

1. Mohabbat toh yunhi Badnaam Hai asli Dard toh slow internet deta hai.
2. Hamare desh ka sabse bada andhvishwas hai ki ladke ki shadi kar do Sudhar Jayenge.
3. Zindagi Ko Jyada seriously mat lena koi yahan se Zindabad bachkar nahi Jayega.
4. Aaj kal Koi Humdard Nahi Milta jo bhi Milta Hai Sir main hi dard Karte Hain.
5. Pyar mein kuch aur Ho Na Ho Magar phone Jarur silent ho jata hai.


funny friendship status

1. Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time
2. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.
3. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
4. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
5. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
6. Having a best friend with the same mental problem is a blessing.
7. Totally available. Please disturb me.
8. Friendship is like a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.
9. A friend will always make you smile, when you don’t want to.
10. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
11. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.
12. If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
13. If you think I am crazy then you should see me with my best friend.
14. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
15. Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.
16. A true friend stabs you in the front.
17. Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
18. A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
19. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
20. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

funny hindi status for friends


1. Dekh bhai Dosti Pakki hai par kharcha adha adha.

2. Dusre ki girlfriend ko dhekh kar hairan mat ho, Khuda tumhe bhi dega pareshan mat ho.

3. Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya, Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya.

4. Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaadon main, Tujhko sochta hun to hang sa ho jata hun.

5. Kuch Dost 5 rupay Ke note ki tarah hote hain, jab bhi milenge fatte haal hi milenge.


funny facebook status

1. Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
2. Your intelligence is my common sense.
3. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
4. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
7. No one has ever become poor by giving.
8. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
9. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
10. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. 
11. If you rest, you rust.
12. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
13. Some cause happiness wherever they go and others, whenever they go. 
14. The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
15. When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
16. You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. 
17. Men to the left because woman are always right. 
18. Never stop doing things for the first time.
19. Laugh more, worry less.
20.  If you are going through hell, keep going. 


funny fb status

1. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
2.  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
3. I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
4. First you learn to read. Then you read to learn. 
5. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
6. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
7. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? 
8. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
9. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
10. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
11. Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
12. When all else fails, read the instructions.
13. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
14. I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
15. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
16. Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls.
17. A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
18. Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
19. Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
20. The truth hurts thats why I lie. 


funny love status

1. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
2. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. 
3. Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills. 
4. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
5. People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
6. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
7. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. 
8. The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.
9. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.  
10.Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
11. I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
12. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have got to buy two separate books.
13. We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
14. Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
15. It is impossible to love and be wise.
16. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
17. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
18. The only people who make love all the time are liars.
19. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
20. Love at first sight is always cured by the second look.


funny status in hindi one line


1. Pyar Aise Alsi Insaan se karo Jo Chhod Ke Jaane Ki Soch se hi thak Jaye.
2. Lagta Hai Khuda Ne Dil banane ka contract China Ko Diya Hua Hai.

3. Hum Toh Karam karte hain par pata nahi kaand kyu ho jata hai.

4. Aap se kidney de dunga Par Dil Kisi Ko Nahi Doonga.

5. Meri Har Galti Ye Soch kar maaf kar dena Dosto ki tum kaun se Sharif ho.


funny status for whatsapp in english

1. My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
2. I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.
3. A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
4. True skill comes without effort.
5. Drive it like you stole it.
6. Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
7. If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
8. Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
9. Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
10. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
11. If Monday had a face, I would punch it. 
12. I am too lazy to be lazy.
13. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 
14. The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
15. Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.


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